This is it. The end. What brave, fantastic world will our heroes face?
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This is it. The end. What brave, fantastic world will our heroes face?
Hellloooo baaaaaby. Goodbyyyye baaaaabbby.
The calculations are finally complete. It's time for our reward...
History, being made.
Listen, sometimes life gets you down. Especially when you think of all those wasted tears. That's why we bring you the Mope-Ped.
It's a legacy of value as we introduce THE DAYWALKER.
When a relationship becomes P-p-poison, you gotta get a Sub-Peona-Peona-p-Peona!
Brayton surprises Gary with some innovation on his honeymoon.
In celebration of Gary becoming Mr. Gary Butterfield-O'Neil-Hannaman-Bretzel- Gray, we present an array of products to make your wedding more innovative.
What do you get for the generation who was given everything? How about the gift of eternal respect: The Boomb Tomb.
The brand new Pitch Films presents a technological thriller for the ages and the return of a dearly departed friend. Movies? Films? We've got the things you watch on a screen! (tm)
Got an important business or social meeting but your clothes look like the face of a Shar Pei? Freshen up your duds with the power of flesh with the Flesh Press.
We need strong leaders for the wars to come. Here's how we make that happen: upping teen pregnancy with a custardy tang that can't be beat.
Listen. You get speeding tickets. We know why and more importantly, we know how to fix it. Welcome to the Commodarcade.
Once again, Gary and Brayton capitalize on a fad that's sweeping the nation. Make room for Prepperoni.
Here, we start a brand new initiative targeting both fans of old time rock and roll and the Riz with Loggins and Messiah.
Neither man, nor teen, nor Teenman could keep them down.
This is it.
Well, this is it. Until we get that itch again.
Just a couple of bros just bro'ing out.
Finally, a solution for one of life's most common problems.
A final call for responses and a very foundational episode of the Dinopitch. Apologies for the sound quality.
Fibers are too thick. That's why you need fibre'.
We at Pitch Industries have always been about saving time. Now, think of all the time you waste masturbating? What if you could be writing at the stame time? We have you covered.
I'm not sure it's been mentioned on the show, since it's entirely in character, but there's a proto season of The Pitch that I did on my old network. I'm running those here, in reruns, with brief commentaries and jingles included for the next few weeks. Enjoy!
We're finally afforded our due right before we ride off into the sunset. Thank you everyone for listening to The Pitch! If you have questions for us or discussion prompts, email them in at duckfeed.tv/contact and we'll answer them in an upcoming special episode. Also, we might do holiday specials from time to time.
I want a world where we know who let the dogs out and who will let them back in. That's why I got into the Presboluthrocathroscientology Theme Park business.
Just in time for suicide season, it's a brand new snuggle product from those twin mavens at Pitch Industries.
Innovation got us into this mess and innovation will get us out of it.
Don't cross Johannesburg.
We're in the cultural engineering business and business is a-boomin'.
It's an unjust world but for now, there's Lonely Beard.
Why choose? We ask you: WHY CHOOSE?
It's a brand new exciting drama from the boys behind Osh Josh B Grobans.
Diversifying our business partners, expanding our camp presence, conquering America.
When you're feeling cool ranch, you need a smile that's just a phone call away...
It's amazing what a man can do to pay his rent these days.
Gary moved this week to his brand new home in a one room apartment outside the Dorito Factory. You'll hear all about it next week. Until then...
Heart attacks are everywhere these days and you're very likely to have one while erect. KNOW YOUR FACTS.
We're into DMSs here and DISs and this is both.
It's that time again and we intend to dominate.
We get into the software market hot and heavy! Our favorite game: Look out!
Hey, we know what it's like to be you. You're an innovator, you've recently been divorced and you're sick of speed dating. Try this: Speed Marriage.
Sorry about the skip week! I think you'll understand when you listen to the episode.
Hey gramps! Regret your life? Why not hire another old man to venge? We say go for it, with the Grampagonizer.
Have a wedding? You'll get the material to build a house. Interested? Why not listen.
The worst part of children growing up has now been addressed. You're welcome.
You're often confronted with a variety of situations and you never know which sword to bring! Now, you do!
The masterminds behind the Pitch recently guested on Bonfireside Chat and that's a fantastic coincidence given that innovation had previously taken them by storm.
We all know the publishing industry is BOOMING. Let's get in on it.
Sexy interuptions don't stop the innovation!
Ladies in the apocalypse will mostly be concerned with keeping things away or keeping them close.
I can't think of anything that can go wrong with this idea.
What do kids like? Poke-mon! So we figured we'd invent them!
We are incredibly excited to announce our brand new partner, Josh Groban.
It's a fortnight of dealing with troubled youth! Now, with humans!
It's so easy for horses to go bad these days. I set them good.
Always follow advice from Adonis'.
Roommates are easy to come by, right, if you tap your National Socialist connections, but hey, when you wanna bring a lady home, that isn't going to work! Enter Hour House (enter our house). Special thanks to venture capitalist Rob Olsen!
Inventions! But for what? How about for romance, warmth and drinking?
Love month continues! A relationship accelorator/burp masking system approaches via the geniuses behind The Throat-o-Scope!
I don't know about you but we at The Pitch love multitasking and shape associations. Bringing those two things together: Pizza Panties!
A vacation spot that might seem familiar. Also, I get a small cut of the profits of any sale of 50 Shades of Gary!
It used to be food or drink? Why not finally enjoy food and drink?
Try Pepsi Excuse Me!
A happy accident resulting from exactly how repugnant The ECA-pal sounds, it's The E.C.O. Pal! Use it to tell everyone about everything today!
Familiarity breeds CONTEMPT! Not content! That's why we need The Sandman Sleep Attack Happy Nap Concept!
You know what's a bummer? Planning a New Years Eve party. You know what the solution is? The New Years Eve Party Party!
Each year I used to live in fear of this annual monster but couldn't defend against him because those defenses would sometimes harm or inconvenience Holly, Jolly St. Nick. No more!
This Pitch is full of insider techniques and tips that are going to save you so much time. It's going to add years to your life: the Gemiknife!
We can't all be Merilyn Mann or one of his Inbox Heroes, can we? We need a productivity product for the rest of us! Enter: The Task Mask!
Had an evening of Rip'n'Dips? Do you hate going to the bathroom in the middle of the night? Of course you do. It's the worst! Well, if you're peeing, you can always use The Spashlight. But what if "the other" creeps up? That's where the Bunshine comes in!
The Guyentists at Menvelopes Labs are at it again with this exciting new product! Never again be embarrassed by the inherently feminine act of sealing an envelope!